I've just worked out that the 164 pages of the Big Book fit perfectly onto a standard toilet roll. I think the demand for such an item would be huge now and the customer base can only grow as more and more people leave AA. The three-ply, extra soft, version, though slightly more expensive, will have pictures of Bill W or Dr Bob on every tenth sheet, so if you time it right.........
Chapter 5 - How it Works would be used with a special relish. Maybe the ladies would also get a few smiles on their faces when it gets to the chapter "To Wives".
This would be what happens when you finish the BB Toilet roll.
With the Orange jewelry, could this be a whole new industry in the making?