Alcoholics Anonymous (AA): A Mistress for Christmas (for Bill W)

A tribute to Bill W. What did Bill W. wish for for Christmas?

A Mistress for Christmas, of course!

An AC/DC song that seems fitting this day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ww-HMQESs

Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
(Yeah, aw right)
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it -
Mistress
He got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want a woman in red
At the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells

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JR Harris's picture

Full disclosure: I grew up with a stepmom, Wynn, who had been fully prepared to marry Bill. He disengaged himself but put her "story" in the second edition of "Alcoholics Anonymous," in which the accounts of recovering alcoholics were included for the first time. She married my dad, her fifth husband, as a sort of consolation prize. Wynn was a wonderful woman, but I saw AA then from the point of view of a prissy, still-sober teenager, watching members bicker about whether taking an aspirin for a headache constituted a "slip," listening to stories of their friendships with a Personal God — "I told God to have you call me today," my stepmother would say after I moved out of the house. (And what could I possibly say? Maybe she had, and maybe He did.) But they didn't worry much about sex. ...
So I want to say for the record (and you won't find it on "Grapevine," or any other AA publication) that early AA, at least on the West Coast, was full of raucous men and women bursting with the physical energy that drying out brings. I speak now for Wynn (the Wynn I knew), who wrote "Freedom From Bondage" in the Book, and who, though she had five husbands, considered the high point of her life her amorous connection to Bill.
Wynn stood on our front steps one bright Christmas morning enthusiastically kissing a different handsome AA swain as others crowded past them, pushing inside to a party, where they would drink tomato juice and laugh like banshees, delirious with joy. They had found God (as they understood Him), and as long as they stayed away from booze and aspirin, they were okay; they were in the clear. They weren't ashamed of sex; they gloried in it.

"MY NAME IS BILL", Carolyn See, The Washington Post, February 27, 2004, page C02.
Source:http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-otherwomen.html

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