AA Might Be For You...

Rarely have we seen a stepper telling the truth, but one correct statement is that AA is not for everyone. Lets see if the 12 Step religion is for you.
AA might be for you...

...if you think making and drinking coffee is an actual 'activity'.
...if listening to drunkalogues, testimonials, confessions, and watching paint dry is your idea of a fun Saturday Night.
...if you like to impress newcomers by pretending to be a spiritual guru by repeating memorized cult slogans over and over and over.
...if you want to read, study, parrot and worship the writings of a lying conman who pretends to talk to dead people to gain spiritual status.
...if you want other people telling you how to live your life.
...if your new friends on average did 2 years in prison.
...if you want your entire life to revolve around the fact you no longer drink alcohol.
...if you want to constantly be reminded of your defects and what is wrong with you, and if you are working the steps over these things even though you are powerless over these things and only God can remove these things.
...if you don't mind pushing the 12 step religion onto every stranger you meet in AA, even if you just met them and know nothing about them or what mental, emotional or social problems they might have.
...if you don't mind pretending to be a spiritual guru, social worker, therapist and addiction expert all rolled into one.

If you have answered yes to 5 of these questions, you are one fucked up indiviual, and the 12 step religion might be a good fit for you.