Bible contradicions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0H99VkpDI&feature=related (FOX blocked this one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIp6fjQCzpY&feature=endscreen&NR=1

Alcoholics Anonymous: The Story of How Many Thousands of Men and Women Have Recovered from Alcoholism
AAWS (Author) (Interchurch Center 475 Riverside Drive, New York)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1893007162
ISBN-13: 978-1893007161

For copies of this bible and other "literature" please visit your local Alcoholics Anonymous Intergroup, bring your whole family too, we want them also....

The Bible?
The Big Book?
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV)?

Speaking of which, in chapters 2, 3, 7, 13, 17, 20, and 25 of the Book of Deuteronomy, Moses says that the Lord our God commands us faithful followers to practice religious bigotry, racism, mass murder, genocide, and ethnic cleansing, in order to keep people from worshipping the wrong God (which meant, "any God besides the blood-thirsty monster that Moses liked").

• "We met Sihon and his army in battle at Jahaz, and the LORD our God helped us defeat them. We killed Sihon, his sons, and everyone else in his army. Then we captured and destroyed every town in Sihon's kingdom, killing everyone, but keeping the livestock and everything else of value." (Deuteronomy 2:32-35)
  

• "The LORD our God helped us destroy Og and his army and conquer his entire kingdom of Bashan, including the Argob region. His kingdom had lots of villages and sixty towns... We completely destroyed them all, killing everyone, but keeping the livestock and everything else of value." (Deuteronomy 3:3-7)
  

• "... you must destroy them without mercy." (Deuteronomy 7:3)
  

• "... you must stone them to death. ... Don't show any pity." (Deuteronomy 13:8-10)
  

• "You may hear that some worthless people there have talked everyone there into worshipping other gods... ... you must take your swords and kill every one of them..." (Deuteronomy 13:13-15)
  

• "... kill all the men. Take the women and children as slaves..."
  (Deuteronomy 20:14-15)
  

• And then the book of Numbers gives us helpful instructions at this point — it tells us to kill everyone in a neighboring city, even the baby boys, except for the virgin girls, whom we shall keep and turn into our sex slaves:
  
  "Moses became angry with the army commanders and said, "I can't believe you let the women live! They are the ones who followed Balaam's advice and invited our people to worship the god Baal-Peor.   ...   You must put to death every boy and all of the women who have ever had sex. But do not kill the young women who have never had sex. You may keep them for yourselves.   ...
  
  Moses and Eleazar followed the LORD's instructions, and listed everything that had been taken from the Midianites. The list included   ...   32,000 young women who had never had sex. (Numbers 31:14-35)
  

  
  

  If Moses' army kept 32,000 young virgins for themselves,
  then they must have slaughtered a couple of hundred thousand other people — older women, younger girls, men, boys, and infants. If Moses were alive today, he would be taken to the Hague and put on trial for war crimes, right beside Slobodan Milosevik. "Genocide" is the only name for such racist immoral conduct.

• "Whenever you capture towns in the land the LORD your God is giving you, be sure to kill all the people and animals. ... If you allow them to live, they will persuade you to worship their disgusting gods, and you will be unfaithful to the LORD."
  (Deuteronomy 20:16-18)
  
  (I really want to hear how Moses decided that the livestock would make the Israelites worship the wrong god.)

• "The LORD your God will help you capture the land, and He will give you peace. But when that day comes, you must wipe out Amalek so completely that no one remembers they ever lived."(Deuteronomy 25:19)

And then chapter 21 of Deuteronomy, verses 11 to 14, handily teaches us how to make sex slaves out of the surviving enemy women: If she is beautiful enough to make you want her, then cut her hair and fingernails, dress her in Israelite clothes, and give her a month to mourn for her dead husband or father (whom you killed). Then you can drag her into your bed and keep her as your sex slave for as long as you wish (they call it, "marry her"). If you grow tired of her, you can get rid of her at any time you wish (they call it "divorce her"). But if you have had sex with her — "if you have slept with her as your wife" — then you have destroyed her cash value — you have "dishonored her", and you cannot sell her into slavery any more. You will have to give her her freedom — just boot her out into the streets when you are done with her.

Oh well, I guess that's just the price of getting laid while keeping people from worshipping the wrong god.

Doesn't it really sound like a bad science fiction movie?
Moses sounds like either Darth Vader, of one of those Gauold on Stargate: SG-1.