If Science discovered there is such a thing as an 'Alcoholic Gene' would your average stepper

Submitted by NoAAUK on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 07:49

Immediately drop to their knees and humbly ask God to remove their 'lustful' shortcomings

0% (0 votes)

Use it as an excuse to increase their sexual predation, claiming they are just trying to breed more steppers, to save the world

100% (6 votes)

Total votes: 6

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JR Harris

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:16

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Actually Dr. Bob tried to breed his daughter with a Stepper

Dr. Bob didn't like the boyfriend his daughter Sue was seeing, so he hand picked an AA member to woo her away. It would appear that the classic toy he "modified" to inflict the most pain called a "paddle ball toy" was not sufficient to beat the fear and allegiance to the AA god of your choosing. His daughter's marriage was a mess with domestic violence and multiple relapses ending in divorce. If there is such a thing as an Alcoholic Gene, Alcoholics Anonymous members are trying to make a super strain by going to jails and prisons on prospect hunting trips to bring people infected with this Alcoholic Gene back to residential areas to impregnate other Steppers holding the rituals in church basements.

"Tradition 10 - Alcoholics Anonymous has no opinion on outside issues; hence the AA name ought never be drawn into public controversy." Please follow orders from the Interchurch Center if you are an AA member and don't comment.

NoAAUK

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:25

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A world full of stepper

A world full of stepper zombies, just going to meetings, talking bollocks, chanting, and fornicating. Civilisation would crash around their feet and they would be back to a stepper stone age in no time.

It would be the end of mankind, no doubt what satan planned when it got Bill and Bob to start its premier cult

......and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. Matthew 24:11

becket

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:32

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This poll does not allow for

This poll does not allow for choice. Choose red or red. Bullshit.

“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian

JR Harris

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:19

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The cult of Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't allow choice

You either marry another stepper or they convert to the pagan cults of Alcoholics Anonymous or Al-Anon. It's in the scripture.

NoAAUK

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:14

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This poll does not allow for

"This poll does not allow for choice"

Unlike AA which gives you 4 choices.........stay in the cult or its jails, institutions or death

......and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. Matthew 24:11

alkieanon

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:32

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This Poll Is Mental Masturbatiion

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." -Alvy Singer

This poll is mental masturbation. And gives you 5 sisters to choose. LOL!

JR Harris

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:40

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Spoken like a true Bill Wilson Chanter

How goes the prospect hunting? Or are you more interested in just protecting the hunting grounds and ability of Alcoholics Anonymous prospect hunters?

The Slippery Slope of DNA Research for the Alcoholic Gene - What are the dangers? http://orange-papers.org/forum/node/1709

Project Prevention Sterilization RV canvases Florida and was in Boca Raton June 15, 2012 - They pay druggies $300 to get Sterilized http://orange-papers.org/forum/node/1723