SPEAKER WATER
Sober Speaker Water from Natural Springs - 16.9floz.
“Attention Meeting Secrataries!!! [sic] Let your speakers feel the gratitude with our signature SPEAKER WATER!!
The most refreshing h2o available for speakers of all kinds!
Attention Speakers!!! We thank you for carrying The Message of experience strength and hope.
Each sleek plastic bottle is 16.9floz. Guaranteed to keep you sober while you share. Our Price: $1.00
***************************************************
And I thought the higher power of your choice is what keeps you sober.
$1.00 is cheaper than than a higher power, probably. Depends on how many speaks are spoken, I guess.
"Eve's apple?" That's an interesting question since, even though it was Eve who picked the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, Adam also partook of the apple. And really, who put the apple there in the first place? Who put the tree in the Garden of Eden, and was the tree nothing but Satan's messenger, mythologically speaking? How did the temptation to eat the fruit become the obsession and compulsion? They knew they weren't supposed to eat the fruit, and yet they seem not to have been able to help themselves. The knowledge they were suddenly endowed with must certainly have been intoxicating. Were Adam and Eve the first addicts?
It all had to start somewhere. Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and what was given to them in place of bliss was shame and a lifelong need to confess and be forgiven. Mythology brings us Original Sin. It is not an original product of AA. Many flavors of organized religion staple this scourge onto newborns, even though they are truly pure when they arrive here. That is how we become crippled. For religious families, all members are always less than, certainly not glory manifest. I reject it. The mythology is interesting but not really very helpful.
Those folks who are born into families that do not subscribe to any organized religion are lightyears ahead of the rest of us in freedom, in unfettered joy, in confidence, in openness. The rest of us have a lot of undoing to do.
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
Can you imagine how many well meaning steppers got jobs there preaching their bullshit to minors.
This is a deep rabbit hole. We need an anti AA revolution.
So you say. Whatcha doin bout it? Is this a statement of recruitment? Maybe you could go into jails and institutions and solicit help from the criminals. They could get released and do your grunt work. Just know you will have to pay them. And pay and pay . . .
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
Leave it to Alcoholics Anonymous to be enamored with snakes. What is this fascination with snakes that Religious fanatics have anyway?
Appalachian Snake Handling - A Ritual of Faith
The American Chronicle/August 5, 2006
By D.L. Ennis
The practice of serpent-handling began in some of the churches in Appalachia in the early 1900s and remains an observance in some places today, from Georgia to Pennsylvania. Its popularity has increased and diminished through the years. According to Ralph Hood, a professor of social psychology and the psychology of religion at the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga, serpent handling is currently at a rather low level of popularity. Such fluctuations are characteristic of a faith that persists throughout Appalachia.
Serpent handling has always been controversial and in many areas it is illegal, yet it shows no signs of disappearing from its traditional home in Appalachia.
For these practitioners of serpent-handling, handling snakes is simply following the gospel to the letter. They say that other folks don't do this because their churches don't believe, or it's just something they're scared of, "They come to that scripture but want to jump over that part because it's a deadly thing," says Junior McCormick a serpent-handling pastor from Georgia.
"And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.'' -Mark 16:18, the King James Bible
Historically, the practice of serpent-handling church services was in poor, isolated rural areas, but that's no longer the case. Some churches where this is practiced are near cities like Atlanta, Georgia, and Middlesboro, Kentucky, and the middle Appalachian region itself is less rural than it used to be. While there are a number of churches with small congregations, with a dozen or so members still exist throughout the heart of Appalachia, the faith is also practiced in the neighboring states of Ohio and Alabama.
Like other Christian fundamentalists, serpent handlers' beliefs are rooted in a literal interpretation of the scriptures.
Tom Burton, a professor emeritus at East Tennessee State University and author of "Serpent Handling Believers, an authoritative study of the belief," has attended many snake-handling services and studied the practice for over 30 years. Burton says that much of what goes on at such churches would be familiar to other Christians.
"If you were there when they were not taking up serpents, or even during other parts of a service where they did, it would be like many other Pentecostal groups," There is singing, preaching, laying on of hands, praying, testifying, and that sort of thing. It's kind of an expressive church service where people freely share emotions, a very participatory service like most Pentecostal services."
But those anointed by the Holy Spirit answer the calling by taking up the deadly reptiles or by drinking poisons. Burton says, "Only certain individuals commonly handle serpents, and it goes without saying that they warn people: 'If you're not directed by the Holy Ghost to do this, you'd better not.'"
"Tradition 10 - Alcoholics Anonymous has no opinion on outside issues; hence the AA name ought never be drawn into public controversy." Please follow orders from the Interchurch Center if you are an AA member and don't comment.
"Leave it to Alcoholics Anonymous to be enamored with snakes."
Actually, the snake thing has nothing to do with AA. Anyone lurking on this site and seeing this ludicrous faux connection will be incredulous at your ridiculous tactics, JR Harris and will subsequently be driven to other websites. GOOD JOB!!
"'Join, or Die' is a well-known political cartoon, created by Benjamin Franklin and first published in his Pennsylvania Gazette on May 9, 1754.[1] The original publication by the Gazette is the earliest known pictorial representation of colonial union produced by a British colonist in America. It is a woodcut showing a snake severed into eighths, with each segment labeled with the initials of a British American colony or region. New England was represented as one segment, rather than the four colonies it was at that time. In addition, Delaware and Georgia were omitted completely. Thus, it has 8 segments of snake rather than the traditional 13 colonies. The cartoon appeared along with Franklin's editorial about the 'disunited state' of the colonies, and helped make his point about the importance of colonial unity. During that era, there was a superstition that a snake which had been cut into pieces would come back to life if the pieces were put together before sunset.
The cartoon became a symbol of colonial freedom during the American Revolutionary War." ~ WIKIPEDIA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
Throughout our many years of working with, and being part of the twelve step community, certain items, books, and meditations have consistently emerged as the things to turn to when you most need a hand. Whether you need help with a codependency relationship, need to drop the rock and let go, or to celebrate all you've accomplished and another year sober, we're sure you'll find what you are looking for here.
1. Anniversary Enamel Medallions - you did it, another year sober! Remind yourself that you can keep doing it with these tasteful, high quality medallions
2. Drop the Rock - Everyone has something holding them back, but learning to let go can be the hardest step. Drop the Rock and live without being weighted down by the past.
3. AA Big Book - This is it, the book that everyone knows about, and has been so influential in the recovery of millions of lives. There's only one Big Book and it's available from My 12 Step Store
4. How AL Anon Works for Friends and Family - If you're reading this, then you know that recovery affects friends and family as well as the person in recovery. Learn about how AL Anon can work.
5. God Grant Me the Laugher - We've all had those days, find inspiration and humor in this book and get through yours. Clean and sober.
6. It Works How and Why - A must have companion piece for the NA 12 Step program covers the 12 steps and 12 traditions of narcotics anonymous
7. My Name Is Bill W-DVD - A new comer to the list, but we've added it since so many people in recovery have found a powerful message of strength in the true story of the founders of AA
8. A Gentle Path Through the 12 Steps - The journey is tough, harder than anything you've ever done or will do, but you can make it. This book can help as it leads you down a gentle path through the 12 steps.
9. The Language of Letting Go - Meditations for those of us who suffer through the struggle of co dependency, reminds us that each day is an opportunity for growth and renewal.
10. The 12 Step Workbook for OA - A workbook for your life, gentle questions allow you to explore your thoughts and answers.
Comments
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:00
Permalink
Or Continue Drinking
live_free_or_die
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 09:18
Permalink
AA Speaker Water
Thanks for biting alkie.
SPEAKER WATER
Sober Speaker Water from Natural Springs - 16.9floz.
“Attention Meeting Secrataries!!! [sic] Let your speakers feel the gratitude with our signature SPEAKER WATER!!
The most refreshing h2o available for speakers of all kinds!
Attention Speakers!!! We thank you for carrying The Message of experience strength and hope.
Each sleek plastic bottle is 16.9floz. Guaranteed to keep you sober while you share. Our Price: $1.00
***************************************************
And I thought the higher power of your choice is what keeps you sober.
$1.00 is cheaper than than a higher power, probably. Depends on how many speaks are spoken, I guess.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:09
Permalink
Forbidden Fruit
live_free_or_die says: "Thanks for biting alkie."

Not an orange. LOL!
live_free_or_die
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 14:54
Permalink
Eve's apple?
The Apple!
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
becket
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:08
Permalink
"Eve's apple?" That's an
"Eve's apple?" That's an interesting question since, even though it was Eve who picked the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, Adam also partook of the apple. And really, who put the apple there in the first place? Who put the tree in the Garden of Eden, and was the tree nothing but Satan's messenger, mythologically speaking? How did the temptation to eat the fruit become the obsession and compulsion? They knew they weren't supposed to eat the fruit, and yet they seem not to have been able to help themselves. The knowledge they were suddenly endowed with must certainly have been intoxicating. Were Adam and Eve the first addicts?
It all had to start somewhere. Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and what was given to them in place of bliss was shame and a lifelong need to confess and be forgiven. Mythology brings us Original Sin. It is not an original product of AA. Many flavors of organized religion staple this scourge onto newborns, even though they are truly pure when they arrive here. That is how we become crippled. For religious families, all members are always less than, certainly not glory manifest. I reject it. The mythology is interesting but not really very helpful.
Those folks who are born into families that do not subscribe to any organized religion are lightyears ahead of the rest of us in freedom, in unfettered joy, in confidence, in openness. The rest of us have a lot of undoing to do.
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
live_free_or_die
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 05:34
Permalink
What?
Holy fucking christ!
Can you say that again?
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
massive
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 17:01
Permalink
Live free- look at this link
Live free- look at this link http://probation.lacounty.gov/about/history.asp
then click on the ALL the locations http://probation.lacounty.gov/camps.asp for juvenile locations.
They are calling them camps.
Can you imagine how many well meaning steppers got jobs there preaching their bullshit to minors.
This is a deep rabbit hole. We need an anti AA revolution.
Massive
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 17:19
Permalink
Camp Granada
"Hello Muddah,
Hello Fadduh.
Here I am at
Camp Granada.
Camp is very
entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozIp-tvw1Qs
live_free_or_die
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 05:35
Permalink
rabbits, unfortunately,
multiply.
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
becket
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:12
Permalink
So you say. Whatcha doin
"We need an anti AA revolution."
So you say. Whatcha doin bout it? Is this a statement of recruitment? Maybe you could go into jails and institutions and solicit help from the criminals. They could get released and do your grunt work. Just know you will have to pay them. And pay and pay . . .
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
Ironic
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:16
Permalink
Massive does a lot of
Massive does a lot of activism work.
Speaking of which, I have your revised judges letter. I've been trying to contact you about it.
becket
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:19
Permalink
Right. So what is this "we"
Right. So what is this "we" stuff? Anybody here joined her on this one note samba? Do ten people really constitute a revolution?
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
live_free_or_die
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 05:31
Permalink
subtracting from the truth?
judge, you are not thinking clearly yet again. Head meds low?
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
JR Harris
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:18
Permalink
Leave it to Alcoholics Anonymous to be enamored with snakes
Leave it to Alcoholics Anonymous to be enamored with snakes. What is this fascination with snakes that Religious fanatics have anyway?
Source: http://www.rickross.com/reference/snake/snake9.html
"Tradition 10 - Alcoholics Anonymous has no opinion on outside issues; hence the AA name ought never be drawn into public controversy." Please follow orders from the Interchurch Center if you are an AA member and don't comment.
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:10
Permalink
Saint Patrick
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090316-st-patricks-day-f...
becket
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:17
Permalink
"Leave it to Alcoholics
"Leave it to Alcoholics Anonymous to be enamored with snakes."
Actually, the snake thing has nothing to do with AA. Anyone lurking on this site and seeing this ludicrous faux connection will be incredulous at your ridiculous tactics, JR Harris and will subsequently be driven to other websites. GOOD JOB!!
"'Join, or Die' is a well-known political cartoon, created by Benjamin Franklin and first published in his Pennsylvania Gazette on May 9, 1754.[1] The original publication by the Gazette is the earliest known pictorial representation of colonial union produced by a British colonist in America. It is a woodcut showing a snake severed into eighths, with each segment labeled with the initials of a British American colony or region. New England was represented as one segment, rather than the four colonies it was at that time. In addition, Delaware and Georgia were omitted completely. Thus, it has 8 segments of snake rather than the traditional 13 colonies. The cartoon appeared along with Franklin's editorial about the 'disunited state' of the colonies, and helped make his point about the importance of colonial unity. During that era, there was a superstition that a snake which had been cut into pieces would come back to life if the pieces were put together before sunset.
The cartoon became a symbol of colonial freedom during the American Revolutionary War." ~ WIKIPEDIA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian
live_free_or_die
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 05:41
Permalink
again judge,
you are not thinking clearly.
How is your dishwasher today judge?
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
live_free_or_die
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:31
Permalink
The 12 step store
TOP 10 ITEMS OF LIFE CHANGING IMPORTANCE
Throughout our many years of working with, and being part of the twelve step community, certain items, books, and meditations have consistently emerged as the things to turn to when you most need a hand. Whether you need help with a codependency relationship, need to drop the rock and let go, or to celebrate all you've accomplished and another year sober, we're sure you'll find what you are looking for here.
1. Anniversary Enamel Medallions - you did it, another year sober! Remind yourself that you can keep doing it with these tasteful, high quality medallions
2. Drop the Rock - Everyone has something holding them back, but learning to let go can be the hardest step. Drop the Rock and live without being weighted down by the past.
3. AA Big Book - This is it, the book that everyone knows about, and has been so influential in the recovery of millions of lives. There's only one Big Book and it's available from My 12 Step Store
4. How AL Anon Works for Friends and Family - If you're reading this, then you know that recovery affects friends and family as well as the person in recovery. Learn about how AL Anon can work.
5. God Grant Me the Laugher - We've all had those days, find inspiration and humor in this book and get through yours. Clean and sober.
6. It Works How and Why - A must have companion piece for the NA 12 Step program covers the 12 steps and 12 traditions of narcotics anonymous
7. My Name Is Bill W-DVD - A new comer to the list, but we've added it since so many people in recovery have found a powerful message of strength in the true story of the founders of AA
8. A Gentle Path Through the 12 Steps - The journey is tough, harder than anything you've ever done or will do, but you can make it. This book can help as it leads you down a gentle path through the 12 steps.
9. The Language of Letting Go - Meditations for those of us who suffer through the struggle of co dependency, reminds us that each day is an opportunity for growth and renewal.
10. The 12 Step Workbook for OA - A workbook for your life, gentle questions allow you to explore your thoughts and answers.
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:15
Permalink
Stimulate The Economy, Buy Me A Beer
live_free_or_die
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:58
Permalink
The Lindsay Lohan - Sober Women's Underwear - only $18.50
http://www.my12stepstore.com/Unique-Gifts.html
Alcoholics Anonymous: MyNotGodHasItCovered®
http://www.expaa.org/
http://bereanresearch.com/
http://badrecovery.blogspot.com/
NOT AA:
Rational Recovery, SOS, HAMS
http://alcoholabusesolutions.com/
alkieanon
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:20
Permalink
Inside Out
NoAAUK
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 04:13
Permalink
Wheres the Bull shit bingo
Wheres the Bull shit bingo cards?
......and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. Matthew 24:11